What Is James Franco Having Sex With?
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| James Franco, newsmaker |
Considering the story was about porn and James Franco, it's unfortunate that it ended the way it did -- or rather did not. The last line of the blurb is as follows:
But now Franco wants to show the rest of the world how difficult it is to make sex on tape sexy ... he's making a documentary with a certain San Francisco
Really, that's how it ends -- this article fails to climax. Thus the question is prompted: Franco is making a sex documentary with a San Francisco what? Here's what we'd pay to see:
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"A certain San Francisco bridge."
Well, this would certainly be a more jolly documentary than the last one.
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"A certain San Francisco treat."
Just like the package says -- "90 seconds in the pouch." Sexy.
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| Jim Herd |
"A certain San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency."
Wouldn't be the worst thing we saw on the bus. Step down!
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| Jonathan Kauffman |
"A certain San Francisco burrito."
In San Diego, where burritos have neither beans nor rice, this could be dangerous. Less so here.
Finally, the answer: Franco is all but certainly leaving the on-screen coitus to the professionals and directing a documentary about a yet-unnamed San Francisco porn company (though it's all but certainly Kink.com)
Hopefully he manages to emerge from his glazed monotone.
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