Newsom Baby Arrives ... and His Name Isn't Weird

• It never fails to amaze me just how snarky people in San Franciso are. You can't even congratulate The Lt. Gov. and his wife on the birth of they baby boy without making are hateful remark about his name NOT being weird. I hope you don't call yourself a journalisst.

• I earned the Getty Oil Company shareholders 4 Billion Bucks  On the Reserve acquisition; the way they treat me -- it really sucks! As the Getty inheritors bask in glee; All I asked for was that they look after me. Four billion dollars they earned on Reserve  My fee I surely deserve. It turns out J.P. Getty may have been a Nazi; His family even goes back to Germany. With Hitler, Goring & Goebbels he did stand; While trying to undermine the American land! For paintings & artifacts he did receive With his oil he was able to deceive! Hoover & the FBI & Roosevelt they knew  That J.P. Getty & espionage he drew! Many a young lad and Jew did die As planes dropped bombs from the sky. For years while Getty sat in Berlin He may have committed many a sin. The ashes and smoke from the chimneys it rose While old man Getty sat cozy; he chose. With artwork held tightly under his arm Still dripping in blood -- as the real owner met harm. Into the ovens & on meat-hooks, bullets between the eyes  Listen very carefully you can still hear their cries! While the Gettys sit in England; at their estate at Wormsley And Gordon sings in San Francisco   With his 727 in tow. The Getty museum sits atop Malibu While the corpses of World War 2 scream -- J.P. Getty -- We know you! 

• he was born in sf they should have gone to marin general would have added to the little guys pedigree

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