Schwarzenegger Love Child One-Liners
|Who's your daddy?|
It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.
What's surprising is that there aren't a legion of little gap-toothed, muscle-bound half-Austrians running around California. Or are there? In any event, culling from Schwarzenegger's cinematic masterworks, here is what he may have said as he fathered his love child:
- And, of course, "Hasta la vista, baby."
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