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Schwarzenegger Love Child One-Liners

By Joe Eskenazi Tue., May 17 2011 at 10:57 AM
Categories: Humor
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Who's your daddy?
​The revelation that our erstwhile governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, fathered a love child came as a shock. But not a surprise. After all, this is the man who, describing the joys of pumping iron, told a documentary film crew the following:

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

What's surprising is that there aren't a legion of little gap-toothed, muscle-bound half-Austrians running around California. Or are there? In any event, culling from Schwarzenegger's cinematic masterworks, here is what he may have said as he fathered his love child:











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TDP
TDP

 

Why is no one reporting how arnold was a male escort (formen) in LA before he got his break, but the lord will forgive him if he asked  http://youtu.be/qUkkHgWc2NY

Patrick Connors
Patrick Connors

Here's my favorite line from Schwarzenegger's adulterous and conflicted mouth:

 "I am proud California is a leader in recognizing and respecting domestic partnerships and the equal rights of domestic partners..." said while he was vetoing the first bill passed by a state legislature that would have extended marriage rights to same-sex couples in 2005 while his illegitimate child was in kindergarten.

The child conceived by his married staffer.

I'm having a hard time getting any yucks out of this story...but I tried:  http://uppityfag.wordpress.com...

Kyle
Kyle

His newest movie is set to release soon:  "The Sperminator" 

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