Schwarzenegger Love Child One-Liners

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Who's your daddy?
The revelation that our erstwhile governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, fathered a love child came as a shock. But not a surprise. After all, this is the man who, describing the joys of pumping iron, told a documentary film crew the following:

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

What's surprising is that there aren't a legion of little gap-toothed, muscle-bound half-Austrians running around California. Or are there? In any event, culling from Schwarzenegger's cinematic masterworks, here is what he may have said as he fathered his love child:

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Why is no one reporting how arnold was a male escort (formen) in LA before he got his break, but the lord will forgive him if he asked

Patrick Connors
Patrick Connors

Here's my favorite line from Schwarzenegger's adulterous and conflicted mouth:

 "I am proud California is a leader in recognizing and respecting domestic partnerships and the equal rights of domestic partners..." said while he was vetoing the first bill passed by a state legislature that would have extended marriage rights to same-sex couples in 2005 while his illegitimate child was in kindergarten.

The child conceived by his married staffer.

I'm having a hard time getting any yucks out of this story...but I tried:


His newest movie is set to release soon:  "The Sperminator" 

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