Exclusive: Osama Bin Laden's Porn Collection Revealed
It's only a matter of time before the outcry begins for the pornography to be released.
Before everyone starts speculating on exactly what could have been in this collection -- which, if auctioned, will surely prove one of the more valuable porn stashes the world has ever seen -- there are a few things to consider. Al-Qaeda's porn, to put it simply, is not your porn. It's not even your grandma's porn. (What, she didn't tell you?) These are people who advocated a theocracy in which a woman's forearms could not legally be displayed. It stands to reason that bin Laden's porn would be considerably tamer and lamer than what we libertine Americans are accustomed to -- albeit inspired by images of his own most delectable forbidden pleasures.
Here is our recreation of bin Laden's secret stash:
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