World's Worst Junior High Cheater Busted (PIC)
|A regular Einstein...|
Your humble narrator has unearthed the odd document or two, but never one as hilarious as this. You can see it below -- but it requires an explanation.
A colleague who teaches junior high flunked said student -- which required him to take his report card home, display it to a parent, and return with a signature. We can vouch, with 100 percent certainty, that the paper below is what the student saw fit to hand back to his teacher.
|Just you wait until 'Dad' gets home...|
Unsurprisingly, this masterful attempt at forgery did not pass muster. When asked whether he did not know his mother's first name, the student said he did -- but was not capable of signing it in script. He was made to phone his mother, reveal his wrongdoing, and apologize.
The original of this document is now framed on a wall of the teacher's home.
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