San Francisco Spends $833K on Toilet Paper
|No free ... lunch|
So, here's your benchmark. If ever you're wondering "Is that a lot of money?" in relation to San Francisco government costs, this is how much the city spent on toilet paper last year: $833,113.
SF Weekly plumbed the city phone directory searching for the above total. But we found it thanks to a Herculean effort from city purchaser Naomi Kelly. Our query piqued her interest, and she went through the city's janitorial paper contracts, extracting the toilet paper data. The result is a magnificent seven-page document revealing exactly who is going through the city's toilet paper supplies and what manner of bathroom tissue they're purchasing (Two-ply? One-ply? Jumbo?).
You can read every word of it here.
Perhaps, not surprisingly, the biggest consumer of toilet paper was the airport (with the exception of Larry Craig, most folks are using the restrooms for their intended purpose). Folks coming from and going to the friendly skies flushed $466,142 worth of toilet paper, more than half the amount bought by the city. The city bought one-ply TP for the airport slightly more than half the time. Perhaps they were saving the good stuff for locals.
|Oh the humanity...|
The sheriffs spent $119,300 on TP -- they've got a big jail to run. The police, meanwhile, threw down just $7,595.
"Public Transportation," however, spent $24,249. That's enough for 12,125 Muni rides. Perhaps that hefty toilet paper stash is used to clean out the 38 Geary.