Man Dumps His Feces on Police Car

The crap police deal with

​And some thought Public Defender Jeff Adachi has been crapping on San Francisco cops lately.

A well-known inebriate in the Upper Haight showed the fuzz just how he felt about them by depositing his feces on a parked patrol car last week.

At about 5 p.m. on Thursday, police returned to their patrol car at the corner of Masonic Avenue and Haight Street and found the heap of human excrement piled on the hood of their car.

As Bugs Bunny would put it: "Of course you know, this means war." The cops decided they were going to potty train this feces-flinging miscreant; they reviewed surveillance tapes from a nearby liquor store, and, sure enough eyed footage of a man emptying his colostomy bag onto the hood of the cruiser.

Police searched the neighborhood until they found the 29-year-old man, who is a "habitual drunkard" in the area, according Police Captain Denis O'Leary. They arrested the man on suspicion of disturbing the peace -- to put it politely.

"He missed the fan and hit the hood," O'Leary chuckled.

Recently, police warned liquor stores and bars to stop serving alcohol to obviously inebriated people in the Haight as a way to help deal with the increasing problem of drunks getting drunker in the vicinity.

This particular man had just been refused service at a liquor store. He was, however, already leave-your-feces-on-a-police-car drunk, apparently.

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