Get Drunk at the Library -- Legally. For a Good Cause.
|Drinking in the library? Huzzah!|
The Friends of the San Francisco Library has fulfilled the wishes of anyone who ever hoped to get tanked up in a branch library and didn't want to do it clandestinely. The initial "IMBIBE" party series will next month kick off at the Eureka Valley/Harvey Milk Branch -- which requires only shag carpeting to complete the besotted suburban 1950s housewife's drinking refuge motif.
Actually, you'd need some late '50s-early '60s jazz music and some Valium. Well, they'll have the music.
Friends of the Library's Katie Ambellan confirmed that those with a yen to booze it up in the library will finally have their behavior sanctified (How do you people see into my dreams?).
|Michael Kromat, courtesy S.F. Public Library|
|What's this photo missing? That's right -- booze!|
Guests, however, are warned to not overindulge and make a scene. This is a literary crowd -- and they can come up with a multitude of ways to ask you to get the hell out.
EVENT INFORMATION HERE.
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