Chris Daly, Bartender: What Does the Future Hold?
Categories: Politics
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To foresee the future, we're going to mine the past, and reprint our Top-10 predictions for life at "Daly's Dive":
10. Nightly ejection of Daly's former constituents
9. What's on the menu? Whatever the SEIU wants to be on the menu.
8. "Hello Mr. Daly. I have a message from Chief Gascon: 'Fuck you, too.'"
7. Daly develops a deeper appreciation for his three passions: Liquor, politics, and liquor.
6. Top score entries in bar's Donkey Kong machine: "GG, CD, CD, CD, CD." Fuck you, Gascon.
5. Vibrant discussions about what drink a true progressive drinks.
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| At Daly's Dive, everybody knows your f**king name. And they're always glad you f**king came. |
4. An alarming number of patrons will simply walk in, head to the restroom, piss on the floor, and leave. And an alarming percentage of these people will be property owners and/or Willie Brown.
3. Daly skirts possible alcohol fee to fund city detox centers by claiming his bar is a detox center.
2. Drinks to be named after San Francisco political figures: The "Gavin Newsom" will be one ounce of light beer in a 16-ounce glass. But it'll be a beautiful glass.
1. If Daly loses an argument, he'll walk out of his own bar.
SPECIAL BONUS JOKE: Chris Daly's bar becomes city officials' favorite place to violate The Brown Act.
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