Toilet Paper Running Low in Parks Due to Budget Impasse
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"Bottom line: Remote rural state parks will likely run out of toilet paper by early October," reads an e-mail the Los Angeles Times obtained from the governor's finance department. It turns out that a state credit card used to buy TP and other bare necessities has been yanked by the bank due to lack of payment. And payment won't commence until there's a budget. Cross your fingers. Cross your legs.
This leaves visitors to the state's rural parks with three options:
- Pray our state's leaders do their jobs;
- Bring your own toilet paper;
- Wipe with leaves.
Not exactly what our predecessors predicted for the 21st century, is it?
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