Porn Spam Takes Turn For the Barbaric

Categories: Sexytime
'She begged for more like this'
Like everything, Spam goes through phases. Here at SF Weekly, we went through our Nigerian scam phase. Then we braved our Russian phase. And now, we appear to be going through the "disable a woman via barbaric sex" phase.

Here are some of the more visceral subject lines from the last week alone:

  • Turn into Incredible Hulk

  • Make her moan in pleasure every night

  • I scored her last night

  • Great ways to penetrate her

  • She begged for more like this

  • Larger is stronger is better

  • She will fondle your nerve endings

Nerve endings? We can only cross our legs and dread what phase our Spam will go through next.

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