Brazen Diaper Theft on Bus

''ll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got...'

​In the closest we've seen to the signature scene from Raising Arizona being recreated on Muni, a woman reported to police she was forcibly robbed of a package of diapers.

The incident, which took place at Geneva and Santos -- a stone's throw from the Cow Palace -- was a fairly straightforward robbery in all matters but the stolen item.



A woman claims that she was approached Friday night by an 18-to-24-year-old fellow passenger and shouted at. That's Muni for you. Until what came next: The perturbed passenger grabbed the victim's package of diapers and high-tailed it to the nearby Sunnydale projects.

Neither hide nor hair -- nor anything else -- has been seen of the diapers since.

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