Angry Giants Fans Line Up Hours Early -- And Don't Want Your Company
|First pitch is 7:15 p.m. What are you doing here?!|
Sure, it's the first game of the second half of the season tonight. A clean slate. The team is hot. But, you know, why show up so early? The answer: A high-decibel order to get the hell away -- before we revealed how they score autographs and free bobbleheads. Uh, whoops!
|Juan Cervantes stays cool in the face of loud intimidation by Angry Ponytail Man|
Juan Cervantes, however, is on summer vacation from high school, and could therefore offer full disclosure. Casting uncomfortable glances at Angry Ponytail Man -- who was in the midst of histrionics -- he curtly told me he comes to the stadium at noon for every game.
Maybe he'll have a lot more company now.
"[Now] we're gonna have 5,000 people here, man!" shouted Angry Ponytail Man -- severely overstating the power of the press, sadly. "What are you doing? Don't talk to her!"
Because he was so polite, we now feel inclined to pass along the rumor that the time to get free bobbleheads is on Saturday. Enjoy!