Drive-By Buttocks-Fondler Pinched By Cops
|Now try doing this from a moving vehicle...|
The 34-year-old suspect was easy to find, reports Ingleside Station Captain Louis Cassanego, as the 17-year-old victim described his car as "tangerine."
"I don't think I've ever heard that before in my career," said Cassanego. Along with Officer Jonathan Ng, Cassanego soon spotted an "Atomic Orange" Pontiac Aztek with matching plates at a play area in Balboa Park where the man was enjoying a Thursday afternoon with his young son. It appears the son was in the vehicle when the man allegedly executed the drive-by fondling at the San Jose and Ocean Muni platform.
|Not like that at all...|
He was cited and released and, according to the cops' writeup, assigned "a court date to explain his actions to a judge."
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