'Mothers Day Gang Bang' and Other Craigslist Treasures

​Here, we have one of many Bay Area Craigslist postings suggesting methods of celebrating Mothers' Day President Woodrow Wilson probably didn't have in mind when he signed the holiday into existence in 1914.

See also: "YOU: BBW LET ME GIVE YOU GREAT MOTHERS DAY LICKING - m4w - (san jose south)." And: "Mappy Mother's Day. Let's Fuck (Sunset/Parkside)."

Below, we've collected some additional gems from aspiring mother-fuckers.

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