Zip Line Across Justin Herman Plaza -- What Could Go Wrong?
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| Jim Herd |
| Here comes trouble... |
On the one hand, a zip line can't be a worse idea than adjacent Vaillancourt Fountain, another "gift" from the Great White North. On the other hand, there's any number of ways a zip line in San Francisco could be used by forces of evil:
- Terrorists, foiled by BART's padlocked restrooms, wreak airborne vengeance upon us all
- Ooooh, too many Girl Scout cookies...
- Hey, nice skirt!
- Zip line takes all the joy out of crosstown Muni ride.
- Sure thing, Pablo Sandoval and Bengie Molina! It can hold you...
- I'm sorry, is this a unionized zip line? No? Shut it down, boys...
- Sure thing, Chris Daly. We can get to work on an Embarcadero-to-Fairfield zip line...
- Wait, wait -- I saw this in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly...
- Gavin Newsom so impressed, he decides to form a Zip Line Task Force
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