Sex Offender Locator: You're Doing It Wrong

• Nice that Lindsay Lohan is getting dedicated in relation to herself, she calls for rehabilitation like Mel Gibson should get a professional, perhaps this lady will not likely get freed from rehabilitation early on this time around as becoming freed early from UCLA was possibly the main reasons why this girl relapsed so quickly in the 1st place, i have been praying for you personally all the way Lindsay, honestly hope you're able to recover from your addictive habits.

• I can't believe Megan won't be in the next Transformers 3! She was so brilliant before.

• @Bo,Prob'ly true about real cities. I was out in the 'wildwest' of AZ. Small town locals can getcha 'bout any way they want. And to be fair, Matt, it's only those 99% that do lie that makes the others look bad.

• The thing your forgetting yaya is that cops lie for a living. Never take there word on anything. Not even worth asking one a question because you can't believe the answer.

• Miami's statement doesn't ring true to me. I worked in the Courts in NJ and can tell you that during the plea process, you are specifically asked if your actions were prompted by sexual urges or desire. Urinating in public wouldn't qualify for being lumped as a sex offense, at least not in NJ.

• @hachie1 - That's why I like it where I live, out in the country. When the Sheriff came to serve a paper for a bill that had gone to collections, he went behind my truck to pi$$ before he went off to watch a fire that he was called to (I say watch because there wasn't anything he could do there, the Fire Dept. were already on the way).

• Overwhelmingly, the sex offenders listed are truly sex offenders. I went to the local sheriff's office to see if there were any sex offenders living near my home and they gave me that same line about public urinating and so forth. Every single person they had on the list was on it for very real sex offenses. Turns out, two pedos lived in my neighborhood. I asked the deputy on staff if a conviction for sexual assault on a child meant just that or was that one of those public urination things and, sho nuff, if was really sexual assault on a child. I've yet to see anyone in my area listed for a drunken piss break in public.

• Miami, sucks to say you're 100% right. A few years back I had just closed up and set the alarm where I worked when nature called. I went around behind the bldg and did my business in the shadows.( btw, it's 2:30am.) I came back around front to my car, and local 'douchebadge' is waiting to write me disorderly conduct (d.c.).LSS, judge says "Count yer blessin's and pay the fine, son, or this could turn into an indecent exposer. You don't want no 'sekshul ohfence' on yer record, do ya? That'll be $178.00."(gavel bangs)..Next! Btw, you s'pose that 'good ol' boy' judge ever took a pi$$ in semi-public? He musta went to college somewhere....

• See �Are You Kidding Me?� Does Geo-Location Mean More Crime? at http://crimeinamerica.net/2010/03/12/%e2%80%9care-you-kidding-me%e2%80%9d-does-geo-location-mean-more-crime/ for articles addressing this issue from Crime in America.Net.

• Actually that is a standard alert displayed by the iPhone OS if you have "Location Services" turned off in Settings and an app wishes to determine your location. The app developer has no control over the message. And yes, in this case the standard message results in a funny statement.

• Funny, but still not THAT funny.

• dam miami wtf is your girl like 11

• Link, please? Signed, The Pope Sent from my iPhone

• wow thanks for the explanation man way to kill the funny

• Actually that is a standard alert displayed by the iPhone OS if you have "Location Services" turned off in Settings and an app wishes to determine your location. The app developer has no control over the message. And yes, in this case the standard message results in a funny statement.

• exactly...if I get caught pissing in public when i'm ***** drunk, I could get put on the sex offenders list. If I get caught messing around with my girl in public, you guessed it, sex offenders list. UGH!

• Awesome!

• LOL! I can only imagine how many people just blindly click "Settings" to enable it blindly without thinking about it. Nice post!

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