It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz -- Incentivized Via a Prize!

1. The Environmental Protection Agency yesterday rapped its green ruler on the knuckles of a South San Francisco plant that sickened scores of unfortunate people via a massive ammonia leak last year. What kind of plant is it?

A. Paint
B. A foundry
C. Salami
D. Body and fender shop

2. What did SF Weekly catch Supervisors Chris Daly, Eric Mar, and John Avalos doing this week?

A. Giving the finger to a City Hall employee they knew
B. Setting up a March Madness betting pool
C. Updating their Facebook pages during Board of Supervisors meetings
D. Swapping legislative aides

3. Which San Francisco company that everyone loves to hate was slapped with a fat class-action lawsuit this week?

A. Gap
B. Twitter
C. Yelp
D. Wells Fargo

What mishegoss have I said now?

​4. How did Sonoma-based Loudmouth Golf Pants suddenly become world-famous?

A. By designing "chastity belt" trousers for Tiger Woods
B. By creating the Norwegian curling team's nausea-inducing pants
C. By crafting golf pants out of hemp for Sen. Mark Leno
D. By going bankrupt and setting the warehouse on fire, spurring Judge James Mueller to rebuke the company's CEO by uttering "Liar, liar, pants on fire" in court

5. Leave it to Supervisor Chris Daly to take a noble sentiment and then express it in a needlessly bizarre manner that leaves everyone flabbergasted and insulted. What did he say this time?

A. "I feel for the poor people put out of work in Oaxaca. The strike-breakers they killed knew the risks."
B. "I empathize for the wheelchair-bound, but I wish it didn't take so long to load them onto Muni."
C. "I think Jim Jones was a very misunderstood man, and I've always thought this."
D. "I care more about the people at the jail, people who are there involuntarily, if we have a seismic incident than I do about the rest of the people at 850 Bryant."

6.The city's "government barometer" revealed that San Francisco is falling behind in remedying what ubiquitous urban malady?  

A. Graffiti
B. Potholes
C. Stray dogs
D. Malfunctioning street lights