Girl Talk Turns Violent -- Harry Potter Style

Bad form, lads. Bad form.

​A pair of Bernal Heights men's conversation about a member of the opposite sex turned violent Sunday, with the confrontation concluding like all too many poorly refereed quidditch matches.

Police were dispatched to the 300 block of Crescent after a gent reported that he "got into an argument with a co-worker about a woman they knew." The disagreement escalated out of the realm of the verbal when the victim's colleague wielded a broomstick, beat the victim twice, and fled the scene (presumably not on the broomstick).

Per police and wizarding policies, the suspect in this case is He Who Shall Not Be Named.


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