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1. A former San Francisco 49er was this month sued by a transgender woman who claims she was forcibly sodomized. How did defensive back Eric Green allegedly lure the woman back to his condo?

A. He said he had an "entire refrigerator full of Veuve Cliquot"
B. He claimed his roommate was Will Smith
C. He offered to introduce her to the Prince of Bahrain
D. He said they could trade clothes

2. This week, the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals told the founder of the "Church of Reality" that he could no longer do what?

A. Perform same-sex weddings
B. Have multiple wives
C. Use Marijuana as a key element of his religion
D. Set up his "cathedral" in his parents' basement against their wishes

3. Monzell Harding, 18, was identified to police as the alleged perpetrator of a Muni robbery based on a distinctive tattoo. What was so distinctive? 

A. He had a tattoo that said "Joker M" -- on his neck
B. He had a tat reading "Guilty as Charged" on his forearm
C. He had a piece reading "Chedda Boy" on his hand
D. He had a tribal marking -- on his cheek

Diablo no more?

​4. Which San Francisco supervisor dropped out of a statewide political race this week?

A. Tom Ammiano
B. Carmen Chu
C. Ross Mirkarimi
D. Michela Alioto-Pier

5. The campaign manager for supervisorial candidate Theresa Sparks has been accused of:

A. Voting twice in the same election
B. Sending out a political mailer depicting human urine and excrement
C. Habitually hurling garbage out of bus and car windows
D. Failing to pay massive bar tabs

6. Bay Area eccentric Arthur Mijares this week filed an official petition to change the name of Mount Diablo to what?

A. Mount Mijares, naturally
B. Mount Reagan
C. Mount Jerry Garcia
D. Mount Obama