Is That a Sexy Banana In Your Pocket? Master Float-Maker Giving Away His Creations.
|Too late to grab this banana.|
|Dave Thomas' magnificent warehouse.|
At this point you're probably thinking, "How do I get my hands on one of these?!?!" Well, the answer is keep your eye on the Craigslist free ads. Thomas is running out of room to keep all his creations and has started unloading some of the items that aren't "pulling their weight." Recently, he gave away a set of Greek columns and a sexy banana lady with fruit covering her nether regions.
Thomas isn't sure what people are doing with the items they haul away.
"The banana lady has a husband, I guess.," he said. "What did the guy do with it? I'd love to know. Is it in his living room? His bedroom? His garden?" (We would like to think that the sexy banana lady was adopted by a man with a pocket enormous enough to accommodate the double-entendre of the century.)
Thomas once gave away an elaborate dragon that was turned into a topiary with a door and interior room.
If you weren't the person lucky enough to land Banana Lady, Thomas says not to fear. He'll be posting more items on Craigslist, including plywood and Styrofoam for penny-pinching artists and builders.