Another Reason Not To Get That Tattoo
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A press release issued today by the San Francisco Police Department kind of reads like a guide of Things Not To Do If You're Planning on Entering a Life of Crime. Gang Task Force Inspectors took one Monzell Harding, age 18, into custody this afternoon under suspicion of robbing a passenger on the Muni No. 24 bus as it made its way Northbound on Divisdero. Why Harding? Because the young man was sporting a "distinctive" tattoo described by the victim.
The distinctive tattoo in question?
Police spokesman Officer Boaz Marilies told SF Weekly that Harding has the words "Chedda Boy" emblazoned across his left hand.
Now, that's just cheesy. (Sorry!)
Aspiring ne'er-do-wells, take heed: Don't wear T-shirts that read "I'm going to rob you." Don't snatch someone's purse and then hand them your business card. And if you simply must rob Muni patrons who are just going about their daily commute, maybe you should use your right hand. You know, the one that doesn't have a distinctive tattoo the whole Gang Task Force knows about.
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