Tim Lincecum: Come Be the SF Weekly Pot Critic
Tim. We saw that you got busted for pot, and obviously we find it appalling. Will this end your promising young career?Or will your sinewy, 261 strikeout-throwing arm have to atrophy in the dugout for some unspecified amount of time? Hard to say. But if you are out of a job, we'd like to be the first to extend you an offer for a backup career.
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Please become our new SF Weekly pot critic!
Westword, our sister paper in Denver recently put out a call for the nation's first official pot critic, and the idea caught on so brilliantly that we were thinking of hiring one of our own. Although we're not even sure if you're literate, we feel you would be perfect for this job.
We'll even offer you this free legal advice: Just tell everyone you were only holding the pot for Michael Phelps. Works every time.
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