Seen in S.F.: Save the Children -- a Lap Dance

Categories: SF Oddities, WTF?

From the good people at Market Street Cinema (slightly NSFW) comes a wonderfully miscalculated piece of signage. Apparently, Kids + Lap Dances= Awesome.

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Andy Wright

Okay, I'm right there with you on the turkey basting/butter the buns/exxxtra whip cream innuendo, but breaking laps? That just sounds painful. And confusing. Do strip clubs have to carry extra insurance in the event one of their dancers breaks someone's lap?

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Andy Wright
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