S.F. Man Chooses Worst Time To Expose Genitals to Crowded Bar
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| A man allegedly dropped his pants and exposed his member to onlookers at a West Portal bar. This is a statue of David. No 'Goliath' jokes, please. |
In the wee hours last Thursday on the 300 block of West Portal Ave., a man was observed stopping by the front door of a bar, dropping his pants to expose his member to the crowd within, and shouting "something of a sexual nature." Unfortunately for this gentleman, the folks doing the observing were the pair of San Francisco Police officers standing right behind him.
In the words of the giggly officer who answered the phone at Taraval Station, the inebriated man exposed his posterior to the cops and "his fronterior" to the barroom.
He was cited for indecent exposure. No word on whether the charges were later dropped due to "lack of evidence" (har-de-har).
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