MacGyver Sought in Excelsior Burglary
By Joe Eskenazi in Crime
Tue., Nov. 3 2009 @ 6:30AM
| Little-known fact: MacGyver's first name was 'Angus' |
A witness watched an enterprising miscreant in the 700 block of Naples eye a box behind a locked gate. The alleged thief then grabbed a nearby tree branch and board, crafted a "teeter-totter" and used it to catapult the box over the gate and into his evil genius arms.
The master criminal's method of thievery was more well thought out than his escape, however.
While the suspect eluded numerous police called into the area, a nearby resident called the cops reporting that the box was sitting in front of her home (no word on whether ingenious methods were used to place it there). The box was returned to its rightful owner -- along with a hell of a story to tell.





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