Fiona Ma, Our Favorite Twittering Politician, Casually Tweets About Beasts' Explosive Diarrhea
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| Fiona Ma's Tweets are getting a bit, shall we say, Freudian |
Following Assemblywoman Fiona Ma's Twitter feed is sort of like panning for gold. Most of the time you're not finding anything that'd inspire a prospector's jig, but every once in a while -- score! And that makes it all worth the while. That being said, Ma has demonstrated a tendency to not Tweet about gold, per se, but another material that's worth less economically, but more comically.
When we last caught up with the San Francisco assemblywoman, she was Tweeting about her meeting with Chris Parker, a Democratic candidate for the state's Board of Equalization. Apropos of nothing, however, Ma noted that Parker had a background in the field of "shoveling manure."
Now Ma has, once again, found all the news that's fit to Tweet regarding animal excrement:
Rush hour is all day Fridays at Shasta Livestock Auction. Just found out why no one sits in the front row. Good hay loosens them up.Wait a minute -- is that so? Are the best seats in the house at livestock auctions really reminiscent of fecal Gallagher sets? If only there was someone we could ask about this. You know, someone with extensive experience in the manure trade. Wait a minute ... is that Chris Parker's music?
Parker -- who we must note is an exceptionally good sport -- quickly answered our e-mail about whether or not it's a good idea to wear brown when sitting close to the action at a livestock auction:
Yes, sitting in the front row of most animal exhibitions can come with odors, visuals, and flying...detritus. Not sure that good feed loosens the stool more than average, but what goes in must come out.Well that settles it. In addition to being a tax attorney and candidate for higher office, Chris Parker is a man who knows his shit.
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