It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz!
|What was the F'd up part of the bridge again?|
1. Xiyu Li is:
A. The crewman who died after falling off a San Francisco Bay cargo ship Thursday
B. The inspector who approved the Bay Bridge to be reopened
C. The man killed by S.F. police after allegedly charging at them with a meat cleaver
D. The inventor of the lint roll
2.The correct spelling of the name of the 20-year-old starting pitcher the Giants tossed into action this week is:
E. B-O-N-D, J-A-M-E-S B-O-N-D
3. The problem that very nearly kept the Bay Bridge closed another day -- but didn't -- involved a damaged:
|Say my name, say my name...|
A. 9/11 conspiracy-mongering
B. Black nationalist-mongering
D. Green Jobs-mongering
5. San Franciscan William Pious is accused by the police of dousing his sleeping neighbor in what?
A. Pig's blood
B. Boiling oil
C. Weeks worth of bottled urine
D. Thousands of maggots
6. Which of these statements did disgraced former Assemblyman Michael Duvall not utter into an open microphone?
A. "She wears little eye-patch underwear."
B. "She's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"
C. "It is exactly two years since I first took her up the wrong'un."
D. "So, I am getting into spanking her."