Basebrawl: The (Tattoo) Pictures Say A Thousand Words

​Our colleagues at The Westword today in Denver -- whom, if we were forced to utter a kind word in their regard, we might note that they apparently possess the correct number of chromosomes -- today gave us a hard time for not giving them a hard time. There's no pleasing some people.

Rather than exchange verbal barrages related to the Giants-Rockies playoff race -- when San Francisco has all but pissed away any last semblance of competitiveness this weekend, ceding the role of main Rockies challenger for the Wild Card berth to Atlanta, even -- we instead featured much-tattooed Giant Justin Miller in our Weekly Ink feature.

We didn't want to mention it, but we were actually somewhat shocked by a couple of the specifically anti-Denver, anti-Westword tattoos hiding on the pitcher's body: 

Egad! But that's not the worst of it...

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By the way, don't bother asking on what body part those tattoos were located. You already know.

Illustrations created on StrayTats.com