Palo Alto Weekly: 100 Hot Moms To Head Off on a Jog

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Double-take? Think triple-take. The above cover of the current edition of Palo Alto Weekly grabbed our attention in a powerful way. But, alas, we were disappointed. Despite what your eyes tell you, this is not an article about a century of attractive women jogging but sadists who willingly choose to run 100 miles, with neither the police, Bigfoot, or a Chronicle subscription cold-caller on their heels.

For those unfamiliar with the term "MILF" -- we don't suggest Googling it on your work computer. Let's just say the first three letters stand for "Mom I'd Like (to)" and the last one is what you'd say if you dropped a heavy object on your foot. The term was thrust into the mainstream via the movie American Pie -- so don't say that film didn't do anything redeeming for society. Apparently it also stands for the Filipino separtist group the Moro Islamic Liberation Front -- which is both irrelevant and hilarious.