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By Joe Eskenazi, Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 12:01AM
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Joseph Byrnes' longtime friends have trouble believing he'd ever harm one of his beloved dogs -- but note the San Francisco musician's battles with mental illness
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On Monday, SF Weekly broke the disturbing story of a nude man eyewitnesses and police claim hacked his pit bull to death in a Bernal Heights church with a hatchet before telling officers that he was forced to kill the dog as it was possessed by the devil.

Longtime friends of Joseph Byrnes, 41, have offered up a scenario that portrays the unemployed artist and musician as a compassionate -- if greatly disturbed -- pet owner, rather than the blood-soaked dog-killer described by police and witnesses.

Scot Velardo has been Byrnes' friend for more than 15 years and lived with him for a dozen of them. He spoke with Byrnes this week at the psychiatric ward of San Francisco General Hospital. "I don't think Joe would lie to me," Velardo said. "He's bipolar and might have been acting crazy, but he'd never do that to his dogs."

Velardo said Byrnes -- drummer in the local band The Enablers -- told him that his unleashed pit bull, Nickel, ran into the street near the Immaculate Conception church in Bernal Heights and was struck by a hit-and-run driver. Byrnes then claims to have carried the dog to the church in an attempt to heal it -- before realizing the dog was mortally wounded and opting to put Nickel out of his misery with a hatchet. How Byrnes came by the hatchet was left unexplained.

To put it mildly, this story varies greatly from police and eyewitness reports. For one thing, it doesn't explain Byrnes' nudity. "Yeah, he didn't mention that," Velardo conceded.

Police spokeswoman Sgt. Lyn Tomioka said that multiple eyewitnesses -- who do not know Byrnes and therefore had no reason to make false statements -- watched a shirtless Byrnes pull up to the church in a yellow pickup truck and begin hacking his dog with a hatchet outside the building. He then carried the mortally wounded dog into the chapel.

Police on the scene followed a trail of blood into the church and discovered the hatchet as well as Byrnes' blood-soaked pants and shoes. The bloody trail led them to a courtyard where they discovered Byrnes, nude and slathered with blood, hunched over Nickel. Officers described the dog's brains oozing out of a gash in its head; Inspector Ricardo Galande said the dog was "chopped to pieces." At this point, the arresting officers claim Byrnes told them, "I had to kill my dog, he had the devil in him," and later added, "The devil was in my dog. I had to get the devil out."

Agonizingly, Nickel the dog did not die immediately but survived until Monday morning before being euthanized.

Velardo said that Byrnes is bipolar, and has has been subjected to several "5150" involuntary psychiatric holds in the past. He added that Byrnes' condition seemed to be worsening of late; after a dozen years of cohabiting, Velardo and Byrnes recently parted company when Byrnes stopped paying rent.

A friend of Byrnes' of more than 20 years who asked his name not be used in this article said he's not sure what story to believe -- but blames Byrnes' behavior, either way, on mental illness.

"The Joe I know would never, ever injure anyone -- in his right mind," the friend said. "Whatever happened, you can definitely chalk it up to mental illness. He's been having problems for a while now with mental health issues."

Byrnes has two more dogs. It is not certain who, if anyone, is looking after them.

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Comments (9)

GIBBSMO says:

Anybody who knows Joey, is aware of how much he loved his dogs, and also is aware that he has been fighting mental illness for some time now. Its a tragic story that Joey couldnt get help before something as horrific an incident as this occured. We can only hope that he gets the proper help he needs. He truly is a gentle soul and this is fucking mind blowing to anyone who knows him.

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 12:44AM
Catherine Conlin says:

From what I understand, some friends have taken the other two dogs into their home and are caring for them.

Thank you for posting the other side of the story. Although we may never fully know the truth, it sheds light the entire picture.

This is truly devestating to read, no matter what the means for Nico's death.

Having lived in this city long enough, it is obvious that mental disease is pandemic and dangerous. It is a symptom of a serious imbalance that needs to be addressed. Too many drugs. (We have re-named the children's playground across the street, THREE SYRINGE PARK) Too much focus on casual sex without commitment and responsibility. Although my beliefs are liberal in nature, we are witnessing an odiferous decay.

Energies need to be re-focused on community, clean streets and parks, lightness and not this void darkness pervasive and accepted as self-expression.

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 6:43AM
uncle fishbits says:

Mental illness.... it's real, tragic, and we need a better dialogue about it.

But hacking your own pet to bits? Doesn't this just seem surreal. If someone who is so loved and supported by friends can short fuse so massively... how well can you really know someone?

Zach Galifinakis has a stand up live at the Purple Onion, and in a non sequitr asks, frightened... "Can you *really* trust your mind? I mean... can *YOU* *REALLY* trust *YOUR* mind?"

This stuff scares me..... if this is a well liked and normal guy one second that goes on tilt and chops up his dog, gets nude, slathers himself with blood... (good use of the word slather)...

how much can we trust? that's Bosch-like madness. It's incomprehensible.

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 10:58AM
dog lover says:

Who's decision was it to place the stanford axe above this story? I myself participate in gallows humor, but to see it codified in a "legitimate" publication seems to delegitimize the physical and mental agonies suffered by both the dog and Mr. Byrnes.

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 11:32AM
Joe EskenaziAuthor Profile Page says:

Sir or madam --

This isn't so much an attempt at humor but a means of avoiding something distasteful. A photo of a generic hatchet or axe would lead readers to believe this was the actual item used to kill the dog. And a photo of a bloody axe would be disgusting.

My decision was to use a photo of an axe that no one could mistake for being the actual item.

I now have a photo of Mr. Byrnes and no longer need to illustrate this story with the photo of the axe.

Yours,

JE

Posted On: Thursday, Aug. 13 2009 @ 11:41AM
lr says:

As a friend of Joe, I can say without reservation that he loved his dogs very much and took good care of them until the last several months, when mental illness took over his life. He was a multi talented and gentle man. His many friends have tried to help support him, but he needs trained psychiatric help so that the old Joe can come back.

Posted On: Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 8:49AM
LINDYLULA says:

I have know Joe for more that 14 years. I see him almost every single day at the cafe. And though I don't know him well it became apparent to me and everyone around us that he had become severely mentally ill.

I absolutely believe that he had a psychotic break. I think it goes beyond bipolar. He was hearing voices and believed that his dog was possessed- classic symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia.

Joe had two other dogs whom he loved. They were his life. Both gentle and sweet pit bulls who had come from terrible homes. Joe took great pains to rehabilitate them and they were both incredibly well behaved. They would lay on a little mat just outside the cafe waiting for him as he finished his shift. He is not the type of person who would harm an animal if he were in his right mind. He was not in his right mind when this incident occurred.

Perhaps now he'll finally be able to get the help he needs to get well. That he killed his dog is a horrible thing. However it didn't have to happen if the resources were available for him to get help. The biggest tragedy is that there aren't any.

Posted On: Monday, Aug. 17 2009 @ 12:16PM
AlexAxe says:

Hello,
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.

Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 29 2009 @ 6:27PM
samuel says:

Its always someone elses fault.. what about the cocaine and the meth.. there's no help for that..? Dude didn't take his prescribed meds.. dude wanted to go nuts.. please.. keep it real.. people love to say how well and long they knew this dude but they didn't have the real balls to help him..or intervene etc.. fuck using this incident to blame the system.. that shit gets old.. so many friends.. yet nobody could do a thing?

Posted On: Saturday, Sep. 12 2009 @ 11:22PM

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