Cougars (Yes, That Kind!) To Converge on South Bay For National Cougar Convention
By Peter Jamison in Breaking News, WTF?
Wednesday, Aug. 12 2009 @ 10:15AM
| Looking for fresh meat |
Someone's gotta say it: Whoa.
Sponsored by the Society of Single Professionals, American Laser Centers, and other indispensable enablers of the cougar's prowl, the convention will feature appetizers from Trader Vic's (where else?), a cougar ball, and the coronation of the first Miss Cougar America. (Contestants must be single and at least 40 years of age; the buzz is that conservative pundit Ann Coulter is an early favorite.)
| Has the time come ... for a 28-year-old to hit on Ann Coulter? |
The cultural fad of cougarism has gotten its share of attention, but this event promises a new and more prominent platform for women of a certain age and their aspiring journeyman lovers. Short of a new Sonic opening up, are you likely to have a better reason to visit Palo Alto anytime soon?
For details on the Aug. 28 event, click here.
Photo | KRO-Media




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