Disgruntled Gentleman Serenades Cops With Racist Taunts, Threatens to Kill Them. This Doesn't End With a Make-Up Beer.

'Exhibition of speed' here? Yes. 'Criminal threats'? No.

​ The late, great George Carlin once noted that if you repeatedly bellow "Who says so?" long enough, you will undoubtedly end up in jail.

A San Francisco man has found a more expedient route to the clink. After being pulled over on Santiago and 42nd for Dukes of Hazzard-like driving (no jumps), the driver engaged in behavior that Bo and Luke never directed toward Rosco. The officers involved were treated to a torrent of racial epithets before being informed by the driver that, once they were off duty, he would make a point of hunting them down and murdering them.

One wonders if he referred to the officers as "sir" while making these death threats. I'm told cops appreciate being called sir. 

The charming lad was arrested for criminal threats, Marijuana possession, resisting arrest, and exhibition of speed -- with the latter being the only charge he'd have been subjected to if he'd kept his mouth shut.

One is reminded of one of the lesser-quoted lines from The Big Lebowski: "I could just be sitting at home with pee stains on my rug."