Bizarre Craigslist Barter of The Week: Queen Futon and Frame For Lap Dance

 

After the murder of a masseuse who advertised on Craigslist, the hub of the online marketplace decided it would no longer host ads for "erotic" gigs - only "adult" ones. But the Craigslist universe is way too creative to let a matter of semantics get into the way of a good time.

Apparently this guy (or so we're assuming) brainstormed an ingenious way to score a lap dance and get rid of his nasty old futon at the same time. Either that or he's an excellent prankster.

We noticed one little oversight: The dude doesn't explicity request a woman. Fellas, perhaps you could take off your shirt and, for a few moments of indignity, go home with an addition to your furniture set?  If the futon donator balks -- well, that's just false advertising.