Crocs Just Will Not Die
I thought America was finally over Crocs and had retired them to the fashion morgue along with jelly sandals and day-glo anything. Sensible people everywhere have developed an irrational hatred for them. And the shoe company is totally tanking.
But then last week I started seeing them again. The first time was at SF Playhouse when I went to see The Story with theater critic Chloe Veltman. (A night at the theater deserves something nicer than Crocs, I tells ya!) Then I saw this guy on BART this morning:
Pink Crocs? Holy Christmas. Then I peered closer and got a look at the socks he was wearing with his pink Crocs:
Multi-colored Smart Wool socks with pink Crocs -- a recipe for comfort and for burning the retinas of my eyes. I think this is what Mork from Ork would be wearing if he were still on TV.



















