S.F. Signs of the Apocalypse: Mission Street Edition

While trolling the Mission Street dollar stores for oddities I came a few bizarre examples of hand painted signage. Ogle them below, in no particular order.

1. Anatomically Correct Vegetable Cow

A vegetarian's dream come moo (sorry*), this cow painted on the awning of a market is composed of a veritable cornucopia of produce. And what's more, he is fully equipped to spawn still more Salad Cows.

Upon spying this whimsical detail, I pointed it out to a friend and said, "Is that...chive dick?" which sent one of the market's employees into a fit of giggles. [Ed.: It appears to be a green onion dick.]

2. Hell Fish
I've had enough of your smug complacency, Tiny Chicken. There you sit, nursing the eggs the overloads will make their breakfast. Always sitting, always staring. You make me sick. Even now, as I prepare to end your small, insignificant life you are unawares.
My soulless eyes will be the last thing you see, Tiny Chicken.

3. Scarilyn

This + This = Scarilyn