Poor Virgin Megastore -- Why Must It Close Twice?
Categories: Business, Recession Watch
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| Joe Eskenazi |
| Perhaps third time will be the charm? |
Re-Closing? This is a puzzler; death, like virginity, is something you can only really do once.
Then we walked around the block. This sign actually reads "STORE CLOSING." Our notions about death, virginity, and the economy were correct all along.
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