The Chairs Aren't the Only Thing That's Solid Wood

Gotta sit down to get up.

Mined from the endlessly amusing Craigslist "For Sale" section, some viagra chairs to go with your vagina couch.

Ad reads: "Set of four solid wood chairs for $100. The chairs are rumored to have
healing properties, curing several long-standing cases of erectile
dysfunction. 78 year old Tony Randall spent a dinner sitting in one
chair and later that night fathered a child. Results may vary by
sitter."

An email asking what the seller's "results" were has not been answered at this time.

h/t to Alex Brant-Zawadzki