Legal Armageddon! Christians v. Pagans, the Final Battle -- At S.F. Superior Court

Locked in theological stuggle for millemnia, the belief systems of Paganism and Christianity have taken their rivalry to a higher authority -- the courts, according to names appearing on the docket at San Francisco Superior Court.

Anna Marie Cross, along with a group of co-plaintiffs, has sued Susan Solstice and three codefendants.

We haven't obtained details such as what exactly they're suing about, because the court's electronic database was not functioning Tuesday evening.

But we've learned all we need to know from the docket listing: Cross v. Solstice.

Ergo:

INRI v. Blodeuwedd

Son of Man v. Arianrhod

Prince of Peace v. Gwydion

Lord and Savior v. Creiddylad

Pardon us while we go hide under our pillows.