Another One Bites the Dust: Outhouse Arsonist Strikes Again

Any San Franciscan who ever bellowed "No one burns 14 outhouses in my city!" has been proven wrong in the worst possible way.

The great outhouse arsonist of 2008-09 burned again this morning, immolating a porta-john at Union and Franklin Streets.Unlike other attacks since November, this one also damaged a nearby car.

You know, when you burn 14 outhouses (each with a value of $500 to $1,000), you pick up a bit of notariety. If the police ever do locate the person or persons responsible for this, like the contents of those outhouses, this will end badly.