Another One Bites the Dust: Outhouse Arsonist Strikes Again

burning_outhouse.jpgAny San Franciscan who ever bellowed "No one burns 14 outhouses in my city!" has been proven wrong in the worst possible way.

The great outhouse arsonist of 2008-09 burned again this morning, immolating a porta-john at Union and Franklin Streets.Unlike other attacks since November, this one also damaged a nearby car.

You know, when you burn 14 outhouses (each with a value of $500 to $1,000), you pick up a bit of notariety. If the police ever do locate the person or persons responsible for this, like the contents of those outhouses, this will end badly.

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