Video: Nader's Back!

Ralph’s Baaaaaaack! According to a recent string of announcements from the Ralph Nader campaign, the old party wrecker still possesses the old black magic. Nader and his running mate Matt Gonzalez are the ballot in 45 states – better than the 34 states who put his name on the ballot in 2000, when Nader tilted the national election to George W. Eight heart-breaking years later, polls say Nader stands to tip the balance away from Barack Obama in key states such as Colorado, Michigan, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Nevada and Florida...

“It’s clear that Ralph Nader could again have a significant impact on the Presidential race – though in highly unpredictable ways,” a Nader press release proudly quoted Time/CNN pollsters as saying.

Don’t take our word for it. We’ve uncovered a shocking video from a presidential campaign – we’re not sure which one – that seem to lay out Nader’s renewed plans for world domination. --Matt Smith

P.S. See a larger version of the video here.