Examiner on Newsom: Turkey Wraps, Shiny Suits and Toby Keith

If you were not already aware that mayor Gavin Newsom enjoys a turkey wrap for lunch almost every day, you will be after reading the puff piece from this Sunday’s Examiner in which the reader is lambasted with this pertinent factoid. Wraps are mentioned no less than three times, and on the off chance that you should come away doubting Newsom’s penchant for turkey wraps, feast your eyes on the above picture in which he is jamming one in his craw.

More awesome pictures and choice quotes after the jump.

Best Descriptive Paragraph with an Obligatory Mention of Suits and Hair Gel:

But his habitual nature spreads to other areas of his life. Known for his slicked-back hair and dashing suits, the mayor revealed that, yes, he does have quite a few suits and ties, but he might have seven or eight of the same exact suit and several identical ties.

“They all are exactly the same,” Newsom said of his suits. “They get destroyed. I mean, they’re already shiny and horrible. ... The buttons are already falling off this one.”

Geez, this guy really hates his suits.

Best Factoids from What the Examiner Thinks You Want to Know About Newsom:

He is a fan of country singer Toby Keith, especially his post-Sept. 11 song “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)."

He has never seen HBO’s “The Wire.”

He is aware of Amy Winehouse's problems and thinks she has “issues.” [I’m paraphrasing here.]

Oh, this...this is just my chest. Pay no attention to it. Also, ignore my spooky Wild-West-Frontier-Doctor's bag.

Oh my God, there's a guy with a camera out here! What a surprise! Wow...this is just...wow! Honey, wave! There's a camera! What a treat!

-Andy Wright