A SF Series of Unfortunate Events
By Andy Wright in Crime
Tuesday, Apr. 22 2008 @ 9:08AM
1. Get mauled by a tiger that escaped from its zoo pen. On Christmas.
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2. Get arrested for stealing Nintendo Wiis at Target.
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3. Have size of ween impugned by the local newspaper.
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Worst. Year. Ever. --Andy Wright
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