Trader Vic's Mysterious Warehouse Sale

Oakland's own Trader Vic's, creator of the Mai Tai, champion of all things Polynesian, has too much STUFF!!, which means that through this Friday, Feb. 29, you have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy "pieces of the history of Trader Vic's" at their nearby Richmond warehouse. What exactly that means is anyone's guess, but you can be sure it will be tiki-licious. But be warned, silly shoppers:

"Please, DO NOT call us asking specific questions because we are overwhelmed trying to get our new warehouse in-order. We are clearing out this merchandise for some much needed added space. We promise you that there are many great finds and this opportunity should not be missed."

(via Boing Boing)