Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em, Or Go To Jail!
If you want to stand outside a club between the hours of 9 p.m. and 3 a.m., Gavin Newsom would like you to take up smoking. The Chronicle reported yesterday on new legislation that would make it illegal to stand within 10 feet of a club for more than three minutes -- unless smoking a cigarette or waiting for a bus or taxi. Smokers, they get all the breaks! The new legislation would also require club promoters who hold two or more events in a year to obtain a special permit, and would grant emergency powers to the director of the city Entertainment Commission to revoke said permits for safety and noise violations. Permits can also be revoked unilaterally. For instance, if the Heaven and Hell party on Friday night gets out of hand, the Sluts and Virgins party might get canceled on Saturday. Four homicides took place outside nightclubs in 2007 and "fifteen percent of all assaults in the city take place in or around nightclubs, the mayors office said." I know that when I get within ten feet of Ruby Skye, I always feel like killing someone. -Andy Wright





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