Palm Bitch-slaps BlackBerry in WSJ Ad Today

You might've heard that BlackBerrys nationwide malfunctioned on Monday. God forbid, but douchey CEOs were left without email for a whole three hours, during which they undoubtedly were forced to call people on the phone or visit them in person. This isn't the first time users have been burned - in April of 2007 BlackBerry experienced a 10-hour shut down.The spotty track record prompted Palm (the j.v. squad of PDAs) to slam their competitor in a full-page ad today, which closed with the kicker, "And more importantly, no nationwide blackouts." BlackBerry was reported to have uninvited Palm from its birthday party and taken all its toys back. -Andy Wright