Make Onions Sexier and Fresher with Pantyhose
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There's nothing better than putting on a nice pair of pantyhose while your girlfriend is asleep. Hey, it's not a crime to feel pretty. However, I found another use for them: Keeping onions fresh. If those onions are out of date, you can put them back in fashion by wrapping them in pantyhose. The leggings give 'em a nice breathable environment and increase their shelf life. Just rip those stockings like an animal when you're ready to get down to business in the kitchen. — James Y Lee
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