Worst Day of the Year? How to Become Annoyingly Cheerful on This Shit-Weathered Monday

Some shrink used a mathematical formula in Cardiff to decide that today sucks ass. He's calling it Blue Monday, the bleakest day of the year. The mood and weather is similar to us miserable bastards in San Francisco. In fact, the weather is actually shittier over here. This UK article tells us to stop our bitching, anyways. ""If you are a regular whiner. .. stop. It is boring and you are boring."

Oh, snap. You're right. Let's make ourselves feel better by reminding ourselves that we have it better than those blokes. Let us have a Red, White, and Blue Monday, bitches. Give yourself a reminder that we have MLK's birthday, plus better food and a healthier set of teeth, to set us apart from the rest of the world. — James Y. Lee