Uncle Sam says: “I Want You … tech workers!”
by Benjamin Wachs
It’s bad enough that the government is facing a shortage of soldiers but won't let in homosexuals … who are almost the only people who care about masculinity or uniforms anymore.
But now comes word that the federal government can’t find the thousands of tech workers it needs to replace retirees.
Apparently the U.S. just can’t compete with Google. Actually, according to reports, it can’t compete with Dell, either - even low-end tech companies and non-profits (for crying out loud!) are offering telecommuting, flexible work schedules, and other perks that Uncle Sam just isn’t hip to.
Also, many younger workers (those pesky “millennials”) want to work for altruistic causes and – er – government service apparently doesn’t count.
Now that’s embarrassing.
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