Scared of the Dark? Arm Yourself with Most Powerful Flashlight

That last power outage sucked ass for me. There's nothing like lighting up dozens of my girlfriend's fruity-smelling candles to stage a séance and communicate with the girly-man in me for turning my apartment into the Body Shop. Next time I will be prepared with The Torch, a flashlight so powerful that it can ignite newspaper, light my cigarette, and fry an egg. It may only have a 15 minute battery life, but it's just enough time for me to feel like the lion in my own den, even if it smells ever-so-lovely with jasmine and rose petals. — James Y Lee

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